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Most Normal Girl

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Laughed So Hard, I Peed A Little

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007


OH MY GOD. Who comes up with this stuff? Seriously. I don't know about you, but all the men in my life do their very best to stink these puppies up GOOD. Why in the world would anyone want to SIT next to that disaster?

What's best about this product is the sense of humor they have in their marketing campaign. Has it really saved a rocky marriage? (I want to meet that couple!) Did it really save the planet? (Let's forget the GO GREEN slogan; let's GO BROWN!) If so, THAT'S ONE FANTASTIC CRAPPER.

Make sure that when you add this to your Holiday Wish List, you put down the minimum number that you can order: 12. Because everyone needs 24 people to be shitting in one place at the same time.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Overheard At Lunch

"Some people just don't have the juju like you do."
Amen, brother!

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Monday, November 26, 2007


Never have I gotten the response as I did from that last post... WHOA... I had e-mail messages, text messages, and voice mail messages from people all wanting to know: WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?

Well, everyone, here it goes:

I am happy to announce that soon, Blair and I will be welcoming a new bundle of joy into our lives. Yep, that's right! I'm going to be a proud new employee! I got a new job! And if you know the turmoil that this past year has been - you know how VERY EXCITING this is!

Beyond the new enviornment, new title, new salary, new colleagues, I'll also have opportunities to develop my professional skillset. I will now get to use my Harvard degree toward something other than "busy work." This new position will offer management experience, strategic planning, marketing, data-driven reporting, new technologies, and more! I'm SO EXCITED!

Thanks for everyone's support and well-wishes!
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Friday, November 23, 2007

Winter Is Here

Now that Thanksgiving is behind us, it is officially the BEST TIME OF YEAR!! I love the winter holidays!

I am so excited about the holiday movies that are abound. I watched one of my most favorite holiday movies over the weekend - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I can recite the whole movie... Last night I got to watch Charlie Brown contemplate the meaning of the holidays and tonight is my favorite green grinch - How the Grinch Stole Christmas! HOORAY! Ah, these great movies... I'm looking forward to more favorites: Miracle on 34th Street, It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, ALL OF THEM!

Welcome Holiday Season, Welcome!
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Stay Tuned

Well, I have some very exciting news... but I have to wait until Monday to share it with you... so stay tuned!

No, East Coast Friends, I'm NOT engaged!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Our Mini-Monster

Funny, here it is November and I thought Halloween was over. According to Bailey, it's not. She would rather dress herself (from the inside out) in ELECTRICAL WIRES! She has chewed through my curling iron cord, a computer cord, an air purifier cord, and some clear cord that we have not yet discovered its origin. I think she's trying to be her own version of Frankenstein.

Of course, the veterinarian doesn't think this is such a good idea. Neither does my wallet. We have plenty of X-Rays of Bailey's insides - showing us just how awful wires in a dog's stomach look.

I thought cleaning up poop was a shitty job. No. Searching through my dog's poop and trying to find wires is a REALLY SHITTY job (not to mention STINKY).

Anyway, that's what has been happening in our world...
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